"This isn't really the best 'happy two-month anniversary' gift..." he heaved, looking downwards. "What is the gift, anyway?"
"You'll see!" you beamed again, running down the hill, laughing like an idiot as Eridan screeched behind you. "Sorry I'm fast!" you cawed behind you at him, giggling more and more.
"Try being like a fuckin' rocket!" he squawked, flailing his arms.
"Pchooooooo~" you grinned, finished going downwards. "Earth to Eridan, this is NASA speaking. We have landed on the fairgrounds of Six Flags."
"Eridan to NASA, I want to have a word with ___ about his/her speed problems." he griped.
"Fine, shore." he smiled lightly, holding your hand again. "Only because you're sweet, ___."
"Sweeter than cotton candy~" you reminded him, tapping his nose. "TO THE ROLLER COASTER!" you cawed, running to the gates.
"Yeah, you are." he breathed, smiling even lighter, almost sadly.
"Well, what're we waiting for?"
After all the rides and games, you had gotten a SHIT ton of tickets. Eridan took the opportunity to go buy himself a gift as you sat on a bench. The time was now 9 P.M and you didn't mind, the Ferris wheel is sparkling with pretty lights. You nibbled a candy apple and smiled, feeling great about everything.
Eridan walked over to you with a sword in his hands, causing you to spit out part of the apple.
"That's so cool!" you cooed, grinning.
"Yeah, I know. What's your opinion on shish kabobs?" Eridan asked, quirking a brow.
What an odd question. "They're pretty cool." you smiled at him. "And so are you, my fishie fishie~!"
"F-fishie fishie, why?" you gawked, frowning.
"You're annoyin, that nickname is aggravatin, and to top it all off, I told you two days ago how much I hate fairs." he growled, tapping the ground with the blade impatiently.
"No, ___. It's too late for that. I've had it." Eridan pulled you close to him, which was the opposite of what you thought he was going to do. "This sword is the stick, you're the meat." he hissed. "And so am I."
You became part of a human shish kabob.
"I still love you...fishie fishie..." you croaked, and everything went blank.